Abbie quotes

Abbie: I have a solution that will make us all happy.
Jack: What's that?
Abbie: No deals for anybody. Let's hang 'em all.

Abbie: I know what you're going to say, but we don't hand out Brownie points for helping people kill themselves.

Abbie: It's a suicide, it's an accident, it's a breath mint. This guy gives me a headache.

Jack: I bought lunch. I didn't know what you like, so I got salad, low cal dressing.
Abbie: Low cal? I burn it, I don't store it... what did you get?
Jack: Ribs.
Abbie takes the ribs.
Abbie: Great! Sounds good. I'll eat, you graze.

Abbie: Did they teach you to do excorcisms, Jack?
Jack: They taught us to have a healthy respect for the devil.
Abbie: The only devil in this case is the woman we're trying for murder.

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